The Selfie Analyzer

You know how each time you take a selfie you sit and wonder, “Is this a good selfie?”, “Will this get any Likes on Facebook?” and “Am I almost TOO good-looking?!”

To finally answer THESE QUESTIONS OF OUR TIME (echoes for a full minute), The Selfie Analyzer is the fun and funny app that analyzes and grades your selfies, so you can finally know exactly which selfies to post and which ones to not.

The incredible Selfie Analyzer ME-24/7 will analyze your selfies for:

-Overall Performance
-Vanity Level
-Mind Reading
-Mood Analysis
-Spirit Animal
-And an Overall Grade

The Selfie Analyzer works on Individual selfies, Group selfies and Pet selfies. No, The Selfie Analyzer does not work on food. That would be ridiculous.

And finally, as you take selfies, The Selfie Analyzer will award you with the trophies and honors you know they deserve. The app thoughtfully includes a Trophy Case for your trophies and your selfies, so you can easily create your very own personal shrine. Built for you, by you! And who better to do it?!

So what are you waiting for? Download The Selfie Analyzer today and take better* selfies because Science!

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*Actual results vary, often wildly. There’s just no way to tell. Life is so uncertain. We could use a hug. - Our lawyers